STOP! Are You Under the Age of Majority Where You Live? Read the Fine Print Below!
If you are under 18 years of age or if it is illegal to view
adult oriented material in your community, return to our home page now. Patches' Place cannot be responsible for your
actions. We are not acting in any way to send you this information; you are choosing to receive it!
Let us put it this way: continuing past this point means you understand and accept the responsibility for your own actions and release those
of us at Patches' Place, our service provider and all the video producers we represent (and anybody else we can think of) from all liability.
Or let us put it another way since some people are dense and don't catch on very quickly: no videos will be sold to anyone under the age of 18
(or the age of majority where you live) and since you can't buy them, do not bother reading the descriptions of their contents.
Or maybe we should just say it the way lawyers like to see it expressed: this page is an adult educational tool and not designed to promote purient interests.
Information is not censored here and descriptions of listed videos are not to be construed as any type of endorsement from the distributors of the listed
videos or the information contained in their descriptions. If you are not an adult of legal age or are not mature enough to handle information covering a diverse spectrum
of adult interests, then you should not read any further. Go somewhere else and have some wet fun in a sexy place instead.