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 PIAS knows how to get attention
and customers using emotional appeal in their advertizing!
NOTE: You won't find this picture on their
Web site - it is from a magazine ad! |
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Peeing
while standing is an art to be mastered but with a little
instruction any girl
can do it! |
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Peeing
in a diving suit while SCUBA diving can be a problem
for some girls. Thanks to the Internet, step by step instructions are
available for plunging into these waters as well! |
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 For the person who has everything, there is a magnet to put
on your refrigerator in the shape of a toilet. The seat
can even be raised and the toilet will flush with a
sound of water going down the drain when you push the
handle. Can you think of any friends who would love
one of these to post notes on their refrigerator? |
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 Poor Jerry! His friends have played the old "hand in the water
trick" on him while he was sleeping. Not only that --
they got a picture of him after he wet his pants! Then
they added some humor in a parody of the "for everything
else there is MasterCard" commercial. Now Jerry is the
poster boy for the oldest college prank in the book! |
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 The January 31, 2000 edition of "The Age," a Melbourn, Australia
newspaper, contained an Adidas flyer with an ad shown
at the left. If Adidas is using watersports in ads,
we can't wait to see Nike's ad in response to Adidas.
Can you imagine the picture Nike will use in their "Just
do it!" campaign?! |
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It
is bilingual! It was used in an MTV commercial! It is
Japanese girls putting
a webcam in a men's toilet! |
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Hohum!
It is another female urinal! When you chalk
one up for modern ingenuity, you would at least
like to see a pic of what makes a lady's ass hang out
in public! |
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It seems
that lesbians and gays have gained a degree of social
acceptance but not bedwetters! At a November 1999 meeting
of the National Bedwetters Society, the group decided
to cancel a nationwide public awareness campaign. We
might have listed this info as a news item but with
an awareness poster declaring that "soakin' the sheets
is radical dude," we can only regard it as watersports
humor. Sure, it's a disorder and those with this problem
should receive public sympathy and understanding rather
than scorn and shame but what were they
thinking when they referred to children with this
plight as "Whiz Kids?" (Yes, we know the article is
a satire!) |
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 You have heard about the Jennicam but you have not heard (or seen)
the NotJenniCam
Show! Watch and listen to Episode 3 with your RealVideo
Player to hear NotJenni talk about taking a crap in
her pants (plus many other outrageous activities). |
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 Eyewire is a distributor of photos, illustrations, clip art,
video, and fonts. Their recent ads running in several
magazines illustrates their creativity and perhaps their
interest in watersports! Do you suppose the picture
on the monitor screen is close up of what is happening
at the bottom of the urinal? |
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Perhaps
God only gave the gift of
standing while you pee to men. However, today's
women can have it all -- multiple orgasms and standing while they pee!
This is a necessity in the modern world because no one
wants to sit in the stalls
of shame. |
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Scientific
research into watersports aboard the MIR spacestation
has led to this important discovery: "We have also taken
huge leaps in our understanding of the patterns created
when one wets his pants in the weightlessness of space,"
Solovyov said. "The urine spreads out in an expanding
sphere, something we did not expect." Citation source |
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This
cartoon appeared in a Dutch regional newspaper in
early May 1997. It shows a view from the back of a person
peeing on a piece of paper. The words on the paper say
"Proposal to unite the Netherlands with Flanders" (the
Dutch part of Belgium) which may be humorous to the
Dutch but what is really humorous to everyone is the
pose of the cartoon character which at at first sight
seems male except "he" is wearing an old Dutch style
woman's hat which would only be worn by a woman. You
may be familiar with the shape of this hat because it
is a common symbol used in Holland's international marketing
campaigns for cheese, milk, tulips, etc. At Patches'
Place, we think the artist has been eating too many
poppy seeds in Flander's fields or else he or she is
someone who likes watersports and feels that women ought
to pee while standing up. |
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 Someone had a birthday and they sent me a card! Actually,
it was a card that someone sent them for their birthday
and they wanted to share it with me. So I decided to
share it with the world. Happy Birthday, everyone! |
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We were
too busy to properly celebrate St. Patrick's Day on
March 17. However, seeing all those green shamrocks
and leprechauns made us wish all those would be Irish
well wishers would do a real "River Dance!" So, we are
launching a counter-celebration to the "wearin' o' the
green" with a tribute to the "House of Orange" To help
us, we have Jenny McCarthy with a "wearin'
o' the orange." (But we really think Jenny's ad
for Candie's shoes is a pre-emptive parody on Hustler's
parody of Dorito's Fat Free Corn Chips!) |
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Celebrate
the 75th anniversary of the Girl Scouts by buying the
Peanut Butter Patty Cookies. You will find an interesting
testimonial to Girl Scouting with this quotation on
the box: "I just LOVE water sports! Our teachers are
complete pros! Jamila and I actually synchronized our
strokes. We did the whole length of the pool on our
backs. Girl Scout camp is the greatest!" |
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Nursing
is a demanding job but what happens when the demands
of the
nurse's bladder aren't met in time? |
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Ok, everyone
is packed in the theatre and the play is just about
to start. When out of the far corner comes the dreaded
cry... "I gotta go wee!" The objective of this puzzle
is to get the white knight up to the exit square....
Well, that is the goal for solving this puzzle but at
Patches' Place, we wonder why the "white knight" is
the one who has gotta go instead of being the one who
helps the fair maiden in distress? |
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In the
race for technological supremacy, the Japanese have
built the
Super Loo! |
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Here's
something different -- a little game you can play! You
are in a public place and you desperately need to pee.
You are frantically looking for a bathroom and suddenly
you spot one. As you enter, you discover that the toilet
is not only occupied but you are in a surreal world
where everything is crazy! People are doing some sort
of surgery on a baby in the toilet. You have 5 minutes
to click around the links on this site looking for a
bathroom you can use. Every click you make will make
you more disoriented in this strange world. If you don't
find a toilet you can use in less than 5 minutes, you
will wet your pants right where you are! On your mark!
Get set! Go! |
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Discover
a new meaning for the term computer whiz. |
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Tinker
sent me a birthday card but we won't
tell whose birthday it might be. What we will tell you
is the picture on the front of the card has not been
changed except to reduce its size. It appears to us
that Tinker has "Pi-Pi envy." Newcomers to Patches'
Place won't have a clue what any of this means but you
may find some clues as you look around our Web site. |
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Here
is the best way to deal with
the anal retention of members of congress who spent
our tax dollars trying to pass the CDA law. |
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What
beverages do you think they serve at the Golden Shower
Restaurant? |
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A graduation
card was received from Big Apple, who has written several
watersports stories, and we thought everyone would enjoy
seeing the picture
on the front of the card which symbolizes the opportunities
we face in today's job market. |
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Here
is a token of appreciation
for Senator Exon which grateful citizens could send
him as an expression of thankfulness for his dedication
and public service to our country. |
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The Pimp
Master Supreme at Pimps USA wants to
give you a drink! |
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And what
would you do after making a trip to Visit Pee Pee Village Island? |
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Forget
the rocks! The Urine Sample tastes best
when served warm! |
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So you
really want to see what Patches looks like? An admirer
finally put several pictures
of Patches on the Web along with family info! |
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Win friends
and influence people (or retaliate on your enemies)
by sending a Pee-O-Gram! |
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And now
for some thoughts about what men like to do in their
underwear! |
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It was
bound to happen sooner or later! A company called Anthem
calls their homepage The PEE-PEE Homepage and sells products
with a trademark of "Pee-on-it." |
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Do you
like limericks? Here are some toilet humor
limericks and here are some more toilet
humor limericks. |
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Check
out the Restroom Utilization Measurement
Project and while you are there, take a peek at
the live video feeds from the Men's Room and Women's
Room! |
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Have
you ever considered that bursting to pee could be a
religious
experience and moral obligation? |
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Why would
a Web site in Australia
advise kids not to wet their pants? We have the answer
in this magazine story. |
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Peek
through the camera lens as it is focused on the toilet
at Biff's
Potty Page. |
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See a
waterplay picture where
the caption on the picture reads "oh look, it's turning
the wheel and I'm all wet!" |
